rejectomorph | The Watching Goes Both Ways.

Today revealed that all but a few of the flowers had been stripped from the pansy plants along the driveway. In the soft earth around them, there were the telltale hoof prints of the deer. More interesting, there were hoof prints in the flower bed just outside my front window. The deer must have been peering in at me last night. Yikes! I'm being stalked by voyeuristic deer! I imagine them out there like Far Side beasts, commenting to each other about my behavior. "Oh, look! He's browsing on grilled cheese! Isn't that cute?" Then they go back to the woods and tell the rest of the deer what they saw. Damn! I must be sort of creepy to the deer!