rejectomorph | The Wonders of Technology

Could this machine get any stranger? New (temporary) video card installed, four crashes in succession from my ISP, the e-mail program somehow lost all of my folders, saved all the mail but now denotes 731 messages as unread, even though I read all of them long ago. I have now grown sufficiently paranoid to believe that the entire computer industry is a plot to drive me out of my feeble mind. I want my normal life back!