rejectomorph | Hectic Holiday Season

The holidays pile up in February, and this year has been more hectic than most. Thursday was Abraham Lincoln's birthday and Darwin Day; Friday was Friday the Thirteenth; today is Saint Valentine's Day; tomorrow will be Mid-February Day (which only occurs in leap years); then comes President's Day Sale Day; plus, Income Tax Day is in there somewhere. No sooner do we recover from the revels of Groundhog's Day, than we have to go through all this. Something should be done to spread the holidays out. I'm getting quite frazzled. Now I'm going to go eat chocolate.