Holy Action Figures, Batman!!!

[rejectomorph]

Read the FAQs at Jusus Christ Superstore, then click on their Home link to see the collection of religious action figures. Jew, Christian, Muslim, Hindu or Buddhist, there is something to offend everyone- except the Satanists, for some reason. I'd really like to see a Lucifer action figure. They're sold out of several, but there is still time to get Allah, who is well worth a "look." (Heh. You'll get the joke when you get there.) I must say that my personal favorite is Shiva. I love his outfit.

Putting the fun back in fundamentalism,
and the laughter into sectarian slaughter.

Comments

[polonius.livejournal.com]

That's hilariously wrong, in a "Thank god, for a moment there I thought it wasn't satirical" sort of way.

Almighty God is my favourite -- because something about his costume instantly puts me in mind of bad 80s cartoon villains.

[rejectomorph]

He does look rather villainous, doesn't he? I was a bit disappointed that the Jehova and Ganesh action figures were sold out. And where in Hell heck is the Virgin Mary? Every good set of action figures requires at least one female member these days.