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My left foot hurts. I hope I'm not getting gooshyfoot. It might be gout, though. (Gout could be useful I believe that one is able to predict rain with gout.) Or, it might be the result of wearing these shoes that haven't been broken in yet. Whatever it is, it is an annoying, persistent ache. I hope it doesn't keep me awake. There are all sorts of things needing done this afternoon.

By now, you can undoubtedly tell that I have nothing of interest to say this morning. Never mind. Go read

mrmildew's enlightening piece on low grade meats. If there is something worse than head cheese, it didn't make this list.

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Does your foot feel like you're walking in vibrating clay-like mud?

No, it feels as though I were walking in warm beach sand while holding Jello squares between my toes- just as it always does.

what flavor?

My toes taste wild cherry, even though the Jell-o is green and I have the idea it should be lime. This makes me furious. Maybe I need more sleep.

You have foot-in-mouth disease!

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