Post Containing an Inside Joke

[rejectomorph]

I've just realized that there's no way in Hell I'm ever going to catch up with anything. The only thing I can do is move to a new town and adopt a new identity and start over. Everyone will wonder what became of me. They will have no idea that I have become Brian Shygoo. (Unless leprosy rats me out.) But first, I need a shower.

Comments

[lost-tumbleweed.livejournal.com]

yo, shy-foot-goo, i might rat on you as well. you better watch out. (adopt a southern accent here.) ;^}

[rejectomorph]

Uh, oh! Too many leaks to my new identity, already!

How can I get myself into the secret witness program?

[lost-tumbleweed.livejournal.com]

you got a couple million?

i can help you.