Tempus? Fuggit!

[rejectomorph]

I would like everyone to know that I disapprove very strongly of the irritating propensity of time to fly. There will be a prize for the first person to provide me with an effective way of making it slow down, so that I can get something done! Sheesh!

Comments

[hyperina.livejournal.com]

speed up your metabolism so that everything else seems slow! run! run!

[rejectomorph]

I suspect that this works better for lemurs than it would for humans. Most of us don't run well, and very few can leap from branch to branch in the treetops.

Possible suggestions:

[cinemama.livejournal.com]

Stand in line at the DMV.

Or take your clothes to the laundromat.

Buy, and *listen* to John Tesh album

Any of the above should do the trick.

[edbook.livejournal.com]

work at a job you hate in view of a clock

Peace

[lost-tumbleweed.livejournal.com]

didn't einstein say time is relative?

use what you know about that, and try to apply what happens during slow time to prevent fast time from happening ... well, at least try to slow fast time down a bit.

now there's a challenge. ;^}

[rejectomorph]

Relatives are, in fact one of the main reasons I'm forever running short of time.

Einstein knew!

[lost-tumbleweed.livejournal.com]

ok, so now use this knowledge to will time's speed ... Einstein knew! Yes!

;^}