Inevitably, Parody Arises

[rejectomorph]

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Marriage is a tax deduction.

And who am I to deny comedy its due?

Comments

[leprosy.livejournal.com]

Thomas Gibson said it was hilarious.

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[rejectomorph]

Was this before or after he got naked? He was pretty drunk by the time he got naked.

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[leprosy.livejournal.com]

Fortunately it was your dream, so I didn't have to look.

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[rejectomorph]

Oh, that's right. It was my (totally gay) dream, wasn't it?

Well, I'm glad it wasn't Mel Gibson in the dream, so I don't have to stab my eyes out.

It's interesting that I don't mind having stuck in my head the image of a naked Thomas Gibson taking a leak. (To my subconscious, he probably symbolizes my own dick, anyway; Thomas/John Thomas.)

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[leprosy.livejournal.com]

If it were Mel Gibson, there could be a joke about a Lethal Weapon but alas, that is not to be.

[myasma.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[swerve.livejournal.com]

(applause)

[mrmustard.livejournal.com]

Outstanding.

from santa ana

[(Anonymous)]

A lot of the location in your dream sounds like the old Los Angeles theater.
The marble stairway that led down into the oval entry room to the ladies lounge had a domed ceiling and led into another room with ornate stall doors.
How did you know all that? I didn't think you ever went in there.
It's good you didn't wait till Thomas Gibson finished changing into Mel because he was probably pissing on a dressing table in one of the alcoves where ladies used to put on their makeup and tease and spray their hair.