Sorry I Broke It

[rejectomorph]

I think I broke LJ. It was fine a few minutes ago, and now the pages won't open. It isn't Sluggo or my ISP or the Internet because other sites are working fine. I wonder what I did wrong?

It's just as well, I guess, as I have nothing to say this morning and when LJ is broken is the best time to say nothing. Usually, when daily life is not presenting me with any subjects of interest, I can dig through my storehouse of memory and find something. That hasn't been working lately. For one thing, nostalgia posts tend to be rather long, and when the computer is being touchy I don't like to embark on something long, as I might not get the chance to finish it before the machine crashes, and if I save something partly finished for later, by the time I get back to it I usually find I've lost the momentum. Thus, Sluggo intimidates me into silence.

But today it doesn't matter, because I've broken LJ and this probably won't even post. It's too late in the day for ambition, in any case. And if LJ isn't fixed by the time I wake up, I can just go download some porn Monets or something. Or I can go look at the Webshots albums of this guy, who has uploaded more than a dozen albums of photographs of Beanie Babies and Nike shoes! Yes, he collects them, he photographs them, he posts the photographs on the Internet. Can you say unique? Uh, huh. I thought you could!

Comments

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

wow, lookit all those shoes! yeah, lj is kaput, at least as to userpics. i hadn't thought to blame you and sluggo... ;D

[rejectomorph]

His collection kicks ass!

Or maybe not.

[paul.livejournal.com]

Not only have you broke LJ, it seems to ability to open any links to external sites from LJ seems to have burped as well.

Damn you! ;-)

[rejectomorph]

Today LJ, tomorrow the Internet! Heil Sluggo!

[paul.livejournal.com]

*bows down and cowers*

[annina-writes.livejournal.com]

Oh, man! Unique doesn't do it justice. And I thought that I had no life!!! The Nike/Beanie Babies guy has me beat all to hell and back again. LOL!! That was more fun than watching paint dry, but only marginally.

[rejectomorph]

Since those shoes are made mostly of synthetic materials, I'll bet they smell like paint drying, too.

[waning-estrogen.livejournal.com]

it was bad enough I went and looked at the beanie babies. I'm not gonna look at some shoe fetish guy's collection of nikes. NOT GONNA DO IT.

[rejectomorph]

Given the number of pictures, he must have close to a hundred pairs of shoes. He has a way to go to beat Imelda Marcos, though.

[rather-reticent.livejournal.com]

What an amusing post. ;)