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rejectomorph) wrote2001-10-12 04:19 pm
rejectomorph) wrote2001-10-12 04:19 pm
Toe
My left big toe hurts.
I wonder if it could be gout?
I remember cartoons about guys with gout.
Just the drawings, not the captions.
There was always some old rich guy sitting in a big chair, swollen foot resting on a hassock, big toe bandaged.
Some starving young artist or writer or other supplicant begging him for money.
We've come a long way if someone with an income as low as mine can develop gout.
Well, maybe it is only out of joint.
Maybe I need a toe chiropractor.
Damn toe.
I wonder if it could be gout?
I remember cartoons about guys with gout.
Just the drawings, not the captions.
There was always some old rich guy sitting in a big chair, swollen foot resting on a hassock, big toe bandaged.
Some starving young artist or writer or other supplicant begging him for money.
We've come a long way if someone with an income as low as mine can develop gout.
Well, maybe it is only out of joint.
Maybe I need a toe chiropractor.
Damn toe.
santa ana
(Anonymous) 2001-10-12 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)Re: santa ana