How Could This Happen?

[rejectomorph]

Penis explodes!

Yikes!

Now I'm too freaked out to write an entry at the moment.

Comments

[rather-reticent.livejournal.com]

*winces and sways*
Poor guy!

[mom.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine the shock of it all???? Wow! They must have been having a really great time. Poor guy.

[m-leprae.livejournal.com]

Anatomic bomb!

[rejectomorph]

He had a stroke of bad luck!

[m-leprae.livejournal.com]

You need to be careful when you put a hot dog in the microwave.

[rejectomorph]

I sense the potential for a blues song in this.

[m-leprae.livejournal.com]

I woke up one mornin'
My johnson exploded.
I woke up one mornin'
My johnson exploded.

Scorching guitar riff here.

[marseille.livejournal.com]

If I'd only seen the headline, I'd have thought "isn't that what's supposed to happen?" I'd have thought it was just a metaphor.

[rejectomorph]

I guess it's like Dog Bites Man versus Man Bites Dog. Only the uncommon event is news.