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rejectomorph ([personal profile] rejectomorph) wrote2001-10-24 04:34 am

Observation

If Microsoft made cars, and made those cars to the same standards to which they make their operating systems, at least a million people a year would be killed in them.

[identity profile] pixelshim.livejournal.com 2001-10-24 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Another million would be off on the shoulder, hitting their Control+Alt+Del buttons to reboot.

A third million would be wondering why Microsoft owns their Passport.

A final million would be looking over their shoulder at the horizon, wondering when the Hailstorm will hit.

[identity profile] bagu.livejournal.com 2001-10-24 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
could you imagine if Macintosh made cars?

they'd all be volkswagen beetles, in a gazillion transparent color shades.. ;)