rejectomorph: (hindenburg)
rejectomorph ([personal profile] rejectomorph) wrote2005-09-03 07:53 pm

Relief Helicopters Grounded For Presidential Visit

Dear George,

I apologize for having criticized you for the amount of time you spend on vacations. It turns out that your instincts were correct. Please resume your vacation, return to Crawford, and remain there, out of everyone's way, until the crisis has been dealt with.

Thanks,

Rejectomorph

[identity profile] niyabinghi.livejournal.com 2005-09-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
You should join and post that to [livejournal.com profile] poor_planning.


Is this guy digging his own grave deep enough, or what?!!!

[identity profile] lost-tumbleweed.livejournal.com 2005-09-04 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
you have a brilliant way with words.

do you believe he'll take you seriously? ... continue his vacation?

yes. you're right.

he will do just that.

[identity profile] marseille.livejournal.com 2005-09-04 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that line from "My Boyfriend's Back"?
"If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation!"