Suck

[rejectomorph]

Well, I think this is the most nothing I've ever gotten done in a single night! Seriously, absolutely nothing!

Has anyone noticed the stockings in the LJ holiday banner?

"F" "B" "M"

Frank and Brad and... Mena? Or is the "B" for Ben? Does Frank look so sad because Brad has been replaced? Or has either Brad or Ben been killed and buried in the crawl space? Or are Brad and Ben sharing a stocking? If so, what else are they sharing? What sort of sick perversion is going on in this company?

I shudder to think. It's just casting a pall over the entire holiday season. I wish that banner would just go away.

Comments

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I'm lower lever gutter-brained. I just assumed "BM" was for poo.

[rejectomorph]

Stockings do sometimes smell that way.

apropos of nothing...

[hennepin.livejournal.com]

Your dog icon makes me think of face transplants.

Re: apropos of nothing...

[rejectomorph]

It's Triumph, the insult comic dog. Rumor is that he did have a face transplant, because he got tired of being mistaken for Sean Connery.

Re: apropos of nothing...

[hennepin.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I didn't recognize him without his cigar...

I'm still thinking that if a pet labrador in France can eat his sleeping owner's face (and, as a rule, French dogs have better manners than their American counterparts), Triumph, the insult comic dog, would have no scruples about doing the same!

[jproulx.livejournal.com]

Frank Brad and Mahlon, according to the artist.

[rejectomorph]

What a relief! That's a far less disturbing menage a trois.

But I there'd have been less confusion (for me, at least) if the stockings had been labeled:

"F" "B" "WM"

[niyabinghi.livejournal.com]

Just what we need, an LJ-based reality t.v. drama.......

Oh, No!

[rejectomorph]

Shhh. A producer from MTV might be reading!

[thirdhand.livejournal.com]

I hate the banner. EVERYTHING IS WORKING HERE AT LIVEJOURNAL. LEAVE IT ALONE!

[rejectomorph]

Well, everything except the e-mail notifications. I'm still missing about a third of those from the last couple of weeks. They'll probably all come piling in at once.

[waning-estrogen.livejournal.com]

according to support and maintenance, watch for them starting tomorrow. 5.7 million of them.

[rejectomorph]

Probably even more, by then. I still haven't gotten three from this page alone.