Waiting for Santa

[rejectomorph]

No time for a long entry tonight. I've spent most of the evening setting up my elf and reindeer traps. They must work this year. I've been extra careful, and there's no way I'm not getting roasted reindeer with elf stuffing for dinner tomorrow. I've waited so many years! I will not be thwarted again!

My ears and fingers are numb from working in the cold night air, but I'm sure the dinner will be worth the effort. There will be crescent rolls as well. I like to butter them and then dip them in the gravy. Mmmm, reindeer gravy! I can hardly wait!