Grouse: Browser BS

I didn't take the holiday off. Internet Explorer took the holiday off. I spent the holiday trying to get it to work again. It can't be that it was frightened by the fireworks, as a cat would be. We don't have fireworks here. Forests are not good places for them, especially in July. No. It took the day off because it was made by Microsoft. Microsoft would never acknowledge something called "Independence Day." Mister Bill has nightmares about other people becoming independent. I have nightmares about Mr. Bill.