Slash? On LJ?

Yeah. In the form of fake celebrity journals. Some pretty funny stuff, if rather rude at times. There is even a journal tracking fake journals, called (not surprisingly) fake_journals. Just check its friends list to find your favorite fake. Curiouser and curiouser.

Remarkable!

This machine is somehow still clinging to life, or whatever passes for life among computers. Unstable as hell, but still functioning. Kind of like me. :0