Unintentional Body Modification

My cat tried to pierce my nipple tonight. When I lie on the floor watching television, she likes to climb onto my chest and do the kneading thing with her paws. Usually, she is good about keeping her claws retracted, but tonight she suddenly dug in (no pun intended) with considerable force. Actually drew blood. I think it was unintentional, but I suppose I should at least consider the possibility that she would like me to adopt a somewhat punkier look. I wish that she had found a gentler way of letting me know, though. Damn, that smarts!

Hmmm... I wonder if I should get a ring, or one of those little bars. Decisions, decisions.

Heh heh heh.

Here are warning labels to be put on everything, posted by scottobear. Very funny, but probably most entertaining to science fans.