Because I lack the terseness required for tweets or facebook status updates:

So there's December all over the place, and I can't go out of the house without stepping on squishy wet leaf cadavers. Plus I keep sneezing. Is there mold in the air? There'd better not be mold in the air! But if the sneezing isn't from mold in the air then I might be coming down with a cold. I'd better not be coming down with a cold! Though if I had a cold my nose would be stopped up and I wouldn't be smelling the wet leaf cadaver smell I tracked in when I fetched the mail. And the mail wasn't even worth the walk! On the whole, I'm not fond of December.