One of Those Nights

Well, that was weird. I fell asleep right after dinner and didn't wake up until after midnight. After stumbling around dazed for a couple of hours, I remembered that the computer was running and that I had failed to update. Of course, Portia was napping in the chair at the computer, and she looked so contented I didn't want to dislodge her, so I moved the comfy computer chair aside and fetched the hard chair that's a little too high, so now my legs are getting chafed on the underside of the desk.

Why am I so nice to cats? They run my life. And there are dinner dishes waiting to be washed. No, I have no functioning mechanical dishwasher. I stick my hands in soapy water. Detergenty water. Whatever. Too much excitement for this time of night. I have no idea how I'll ever get to sleep before the sun rises. I have no idea why I'm adding to the Internet's stock of dullness. I'll shut up now.