So

My head has been properly yanked, the pine pollen is diminishing, and I have broccoli. I guess the moon is half full. Nevertheless, my head is entirely empty, so I've squandered another evening on the new vast wasteland, the Internets.

Do you know what you can find on the YouTube?

Imperialist Japanese westernized romantic pop songs from 1940, among other things.

The Internets will let nothing die. Nothing!