This Is What I Have Written for My Journal's Eleventh Anniversary

Portia likes to sit on the window sills, and every time she scratches herself while there she rattles the window, or the screen if the window is open. As many times as I've heard it, it still startles me. She scratches a lot, too. She also like to take baths in the window sills, and then she smears kitty spit all over the glass, often with strands of fur in it. If only kitty spit could clean windows instead of smudging them! This would then be a perfect world!

It's too warm to cook. I'm heating a can of beans.

Happy eleventh, journal.