Collapse

Today collapsed. I think it was because I slept through the middle of it. I was just going to take a quick nap about eleven o'clock this morning because I'd been awake since half past four, but then I ended up sleeping until three in the afternoon and I've been trying to catch up ever since. I probably won't succeed.

It is very likely that there is some sort of temporal conspiracy afoot, and that's why I keep sleeping odd hours. Now it remains only to discover who is behind this nefarious plot. It might be a cat. Too often I fall asleep before turning the computer off, and it is entirely possible that Portia is putting me to sleep with purrs so she can come in here and look at kitty porn on the Internet without being interrupted.

Whatever it is, I wish I could put an end to it. This is exhausting.