Tis the Season to be Jowelly

I've got some chipotle-barbecue flavored Doritos and some cream cheese with onion and chives, and I have every intention of putting them together. I'm not sure what the long-term result might be, but I'm willing to take the risk. This is the adventurous time of year, after all, what with the War on Christmas and the War on Saturnalia both going on, and all the innocent atheists getting caught in the crossfire. When the television and Internets are littered with virtual casualties, why not dare to eat potentially hazardous food combinations? There's beer to wash it all away, anyway. I'm going for it.

That's all I have to say.