Obsolete

I got my nap today but I'm still cranky. I blame the computer. The longer I have to wait for pages to open the more annoyed I get, and this machine is making me wait a long, long time for pages to open. It's definitely an obsolete device now. The digital world has been through seven cycles of doubled efficiency sine I got it, meaning (calculate calculate) new computers can be 128 times as efficient as this one. It just can't handle all those demanding new aps. I'm riding a donkey down a superhighway. It's a wonder I haven't been killed. AAAH, look out for that eighteen whe