Heh.

[rejectomorph]

One big cloud this morning is shaped very much like the starship Enterprise.


Nerdy cloud.

Comments

[batbat.livejournal.com]

Methinks it looks like a weasel.

Unfunny English lit. geek joke. Don't mind me.

[andrewloog.livejournal.com]

Right, it's the CLOUD that's nerdy...

[rejectomorph]

What? I might have seen part of one or two episodes while channel surfing, but simply knowing what the ship looks like doesn't make me a nerd!

::shoves videotapes under the table and turns portrait of Spock to the wall::

[rejectomorph]

Hmm. I never noticed a resemblance between the Enterprise and a weasel.

Doctor McCoy and a weasel, yes.

Incidentally, while on the subject of cultural differences, did you know that weasel is an American euphemism for the penis?

[batbat.livejournal.com]

Weird. In England, a euphemism for penis is 'lesser spotted aardwolf'. And I heard once that New Zealanders call it the 'green goat monkey', but maybe that's urban myth.

I'm joking, of course. OR AM I?

Actually my favourite animal-euphemism-for-male-genitalia is 'One-eyed trouser snake'. Whoever thought that up deserves either a medal or to be shot; I can't quite decide which.

[rejectomorph]

Perhaps they could be shot with a medal?

Problem solved.


"Lesser spotted aardwolf" is what we call New Zealanders! What an odd coincidence, eh?