Surprise, Surprise :-P

[rejectomorph]

Early light reveals the persistent clouds. More than halfway through spring, we remain pale and damp, shadowed by that vaporous sea which drifts above us, straining the light, turning the world dim, as though it were in the process of fading out. I have the feeling I'm in the final scene of a movie, and the credits are about to roll. Maybe there'll be one of those codas, where they tell what became of the characters after the movie ended. Rejectomorph wasted away as a result of vitamin D deficiency. Undiscovered for several days after his death, his left leg was devoured by his hungry cats. The rest of his remains are buried in his back yard, with Sluggo the Evil Computer serving for a tombstone.

Well. I wonder if anyone would go see that movie?

Comments

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

brrr! with that left leg/cat angle, i think i'll wait for the dvd so i can speed through the scary parts!

Plot twists:

[leprosy.livejournal.com]

• Sluggo hid the Vitamin D tablets.


• His power cord slowly burrows deeper into the grave

[marseille.livejournal.com]

Wow, film enters a new era of gritty realism--closeup of cat vomit...or sound effects of its production. What a way to wake up (not that I haven't been there).
Of course, if you were trapped under a boulder, the cat wouldn't gnaw off the stuck part, but would wander off in search of a more reliable owner.
On the other hand, your film would also have scenic panoramas, as well as beautiful closeups of nature.