How Could This Happen?

Aug. 12th, 2004 03:31 am
rejectomorph: (laszlo moholy-nagy_chx)
[personal profile] rejectomorph
Penis explodes!

Yikes!

Now I'm too freaked out to write an entry at the moment.
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Date: 2004-08-12 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rather-reticent.livejournal.com
*winces and sways*
Poor guy!

Date: 2004-08-12 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mom.livejournal.com
Can you imagine the shock of it all???? Wow! They must have been having a really great time. Poor guy.

Date: 2004-08-12 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-leprae.livejournal.com
Anatomic bomb!

Date: 2004-08-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marseille.livejournal.com
If I'd only seen the headline, I'd have thought "isn't that what's supposed to happen?" I'd have thought it was just a metaphor.

Date: 2004-08-12 08:57 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (laszlo moholy-nagy_chx)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
He had a stroke of bad luck!

Date: 2004-08-12 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-leprae.livejournal.com
You need to be careful when you put a hot dog in the microwave.

Date: 2004-08-12 10:18 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (5th street los angeles 1905)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
I sense the potential for a blues song in this.

Date: 2004-08-12 10:20 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (hindenburg)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
I guess it's like Dog Bites Man versus Man Bites Dog. Only the uncommon event is news.

Date: 2004-08-13 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-leprae.livejournal.com
I woke up one mornin'
My johnson exploded.
I woke up one mornin'
My johnson exploded.

Scorching guitar riff here.

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