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04:34 am
rejectomorph
If Microsoft made cars, and made those cars to the same standards to which they make their operating systems, at least a million people a year would be killed in them.
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2001-10-24 04:53 am (UTC)
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Another million would be off on the shoulder, hitting their Control+Alt+Del buttons to reboot.
A third million would be wondering why Microsoft owns their Passport.
A final million would be looking over their shoulder at the horizon, wondering when the Hailstorm will hit.
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2001-10-24 07:04 am (UTC)
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could you imagine if Macintosh made cars?
they'd all be volkswagen beetles, in a gazillion transparent color shades.. ;)
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Date: 2001-10-24 04:53 am (UTC)A third million would be wondering why Microsoft owns their Passport.
A final million would be looking over their shoulder at the horizon, wondering when the Hailstorm will hit.
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Date: 2001-10-24 07:04 am (UTC)they'd all be volkswagen beetles, in a gazillion transparent color shades.. ;)