rejectomorph | Still Fully Assed

To my astonishment, my ass has not yet frozen off! A good thing, too, because I use my ass almost constantly, to sit in front of Sluggo and waste my time web surfing. If I had to stand, assless, I'd be unable to endure it for long. I would be forced to invest in some sort of harness that would allow me to both see the monitor and work the keyboard and mouse from a prone or reclining position. This would likely be mistaken for a piece of fetish gear, and I would be arrested and incarcerated. Prison would be a very lonely place for me, as I would be assless. Who would want an assless cellmate? Thus, I am very glad that my ass has not frozen off.

Now, I am going to sit on my ass and go root around in the Los Angeles Public Library Photo Database.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

That's the assiest post ever!

I was rushed, and couldn't be arsed to do a better job of it.

Oh, I meant "assiest" as a superlative. Isn't it. If not I'm horribly embarrassed, because I've been telling my wife she's the assiest for years now.

That paragraph had absolutely no right to be as funny as it was.

Still Fully Assed

Keep your head in the clouds and your ass on your body

Re: Keep your head in the clouds and your ass on your body

Re: Keep your head in the clouds and your ass on your body

Nearly laughed mine off.