Still Fully Assed
Nov. 30th, 2004 09:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rejectomorphTo my astonishment, my ass has not yet frozen off! A good thing, too, because I use my ass almost constantly, to sit in front of Sluggo and waste my time web surfing. If I had to stand, assless, I'd be unable to endure it for long. I would be forced to invest in some sort of harness that would allow me to both see the monitor and work the keyboard and mouse from a prone or reclining position. This would likely be mistaken for a piece of fetish gear, and I would be arrested and incarcerated. Prison would be a very lonely place for me, as I would be assless. Who would want an assless cellmate? Thus, I am very glad that my ass has not frozen off.
Now, I am going to sit on my ass and go root around in the Los Angeles Public Library Photo Database.
Now, I am going to sit on my ass and go root around in the Los Angeles Public Library Photo Database.
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Keep your head in the clouds and your ass on your body
Date: 2004-12-01 10:20 am (UTC)Re: Keep your head in the clouds and your ass on your body
Date: 2004-12-01 01:27 pm (UTC)Re: Keep your head in the clouds and your ass on your body
Date: 2004-12-02 03:07 am (UTC)Nearly laughed mine off.
Date: 2004-12-03 02:01 am (UTC)