Presumptuous Computer

[rejectomorph]

Sluggo has taken it upon himself to rewrite the biography on my user info page. I knew I couldn't trust him. Who the hell does he think he is? And, if he is so smart, why doesn't he have his own journal? Damn computers, anyway!

Comments

[eideteker.livejournal.com]

He does?

Dot not?

[pixelshim.livejournal.com]

Sluggo? Perhaps "it" is really a anthropomorphic and evil creation of Micro$oft which slipped inside your computer via a bio-engineered virus.

Expect a hailstorm any day now.

[bagu.livejournal.com]

cool....sluggo likes Guinness...he can't be all bad.. ;)

[ghreenbheen.livejournal.com]

These days you need a code to get your own journal...
R.

[rejectomorph]

Actually, the Guiness is mine. I don't think Sluggo has begun to infringe on my interests list, yet. If he does, you will see such entries as bill gates, hal, misanthropy, paul allen, and, (shameless machine that it is,) pictures of bare hard-drives.

[rejectomorph]

Hmm. I notice that that Sluggo only made one entry in his journal, and then vanished. It would be just like my Sluggo to flake out! But, I don't think it could be the same Sluggo. My Sluggo would never call himself "Kevin." He would call himself something like "Lord Crasher the Magnificent."

Re: Dot not?

[rejectomorph]

Or, worse: he may be an avatar of the Evil One (Bill Gates) himself!