Question

[rejectomorph]

Is anybody else beginning to wonder if Dick Cheney is dead?

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[divinemissa.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering that for quite some time. Normally I'm not much of a conspiracy nut, but I can't recall seeing him in weeks. I understand the whole "undisclosed location" thing, but he can't send us a videotape?

well, sort of.

[swerve.livejournal.com]

I had forgotten, mostly, that he exists.

[bagu.livejournal.com]

wasn't he just on Meet The Press last sunday?

[rejectomorph]

I don't know. I didn't see it.

But, if he was, well, I guess Meet The Press does qualify as an undisclosed location. ;D

[paul.livejournal.com]

You mean he hasn't always been? I always thought he was some sort of Genetic experiment to try to cure Heart Disease...

Straight from the kilt.

[eideteker.livejournal.com]

All men die, but not all men truly live.

My question is: was he ever alive?

[elmoosh.livejournal.com]

I've long since stopped wondering and just take it as a given. :)

(Actually, he dies all the time. That surgery he had? They stuck a mini-defibrulator in his heart so every time it stops and he dies it automatically brings him back to life. Our tax dollars hard at work. God bless America.)