The President Speaks

[rejectomorph]

I wasn't going to post anything after staying up this late, but this is just too good to delay-- and the officials might come to their senses and delete or edit the President's gilded (or is it laminated?) oratory.

The White House has actually posted this!

Here's an abstraction from it making the rounds.

With friends like himself, our President doesn't need 90% of the American people.

Comments

[marseille.livejournal.com]

It sounds as though "opinions" just call up and talk to him?! Free-floating, independent opinions and ideas, not accompanied by any humans.
Fifth-grade compositions would compare favorably. Fourth, even.