Frank, please eat Sluggo

[rejectomorph]

Sluggo has been an extraordinarily bad computer all night. I also wasted a great deal of the time that I was able to use Satan's digital offspring. The Excite network has gone completely to hell, and I can't get to my e-mail in-box. I want to send changes of address to the various and sundry publications to which I willingly subscribe. I want them to go to my more dependable Juno mailbox, or to the new mailbox I have gotten at Lycos. But I can't get into the Excite in-box to make the changes. Humph.

And I am once again seeing Frank the Goat on the login page as mauve. Pale mauve, to be sure, but not grey! Just weird.

My apologies to everyone for my failure to respond to the comments you have made on my posts for the last couple of days. What with my limited time on line, and Sluggo's misbehavior, I haven't been able to get around to them. So, a universal Thanks for your comments.

Comments

[hyperina.livejournal.com]

1) Frank still looks grey over here
2) why not join the LJ masses and start begging: figure out some way of getting your willing friends to (anonymously or not) contribute to the cost of a better IP or a Sluggo upgrade -- maybe through paypal, or something? isn't it your birthday this year?

[rejectomorph]

Well, it may come to that, eventually. But, for now, I know there are a lot of people who have problems much worse than mine. Sluggo may be an evil computer, but it is better than no computer at all. In time, I'm sure I'll manage to get the worst parts of Sluggo replaced. And his wicked brain, the AMD K6II processor, will be first. (Shh. Don't let him know.)

STOP THE MADNESS

[elmoosh.livejournal.com]

You are obsessed with Frank. You need to join Colored Goats Anonymous. I could send you some literature on it if you'd like . . .


:D

Re: STOP THE MADNESS

[rejectomorph]

I know, I'm getting downright loopy. I actually enjoy the colors, but it freaks me out that I'm the only one who sees them.

[lil-girl-lost.livejournal.com]

This Frank thing that you're describing is hilarious. *giggle*

What's your Lycos nick [if you chat there]?

[rejectomorph]

Frank is playing games with me. Either that, or he is sending me secret messages.

I don't use a chat program, because Sluggo is too unstable to deal with one. Once I get a computer that doesn't hate me, I'll probably get chat, and end up spending even more time staring at this screen.

Re:

[lil-girl-lost.livejournal.com]

end up spending even more time staring at this screen

Nothing wrong with that if we get to hear more from you! ;)

I think, if Sluggo and my puta ever got together to breed....let's just say that that would be a really bad idea, and we should never ever attempt to joke around with that. Ever.

[*giggles again at the Frank thing*]