Yow!

[rejectomorph]

When I was cooking tonight, the hot olive oil splashed out of the pan and burned one of my knuckles.

I've been having a lot of things happen to my knuckles, recently.

I wonder if it could be a sign?

(But, a sign of what? ::he asks himself::)

That I should knuckle down?

That I am going to give someone a knuckle sandwich?

That someone is going to give me a knuckle sandwich?

That I will go to prison and have a cellmate named Knuckles?

Feh!

Prophesy is just too difficult.

:(

Comments

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

knucklehead.

[rejectomorph]

What, it was that simple all along?

There I go, overthinking things again!

Re:

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

see!

always go with first instinct. :)

[craic.livejournal.com]

...that maybe you're just weird?

[rejectomorph]

I don't need prophecy to know that.

Weirdness is my forte.

[kenhighcountry.livejournal.com]

Among the ancient Sumerians, a dream involving knuckles always preceded the arrival of the wild gerbil hordes to devour the crops. Be careful of your garden.

hey, you can't make this stuff up

[rejectomorph]

Hey, hordes of gerbils... that will keep my kitties entertained, and cut way down on my cat food bill!

[(Anonymous)]

Lanolin is very good for the knuckles. if you can't find it in a tube you can always rub a sheep on your hands. No, a goat is not a substitute for a sheep. Leave Frank alone.

[rejectomorph]

But, Frank told me he loves it when I do that!

[(Anonymous)]

Frank is a Baaaahd boy.