Irony

Jan. 27th, 2002 10:53 pm
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My mouse was sticking. It couldn't seem to put the cursor where I wanted it. I opened it up. It was full of cat hair! Cat hairs, wrapped around that little roller. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? I mean, cats should be full of mouse hair, shouldn't they? Stupid mouse. Stupid cat.

Anyway, it works now. The mouse, I mean. Not the cat. Cat always worked. Massages (with just a bit of claw,) wake-up calls (sometimes even at the right hour,) relaxing purring (for those times of stress,) entertaining hijinks (for those times of boredom.) Yup, cat works just fine. I just wish she wouldn't leave hair around for the mouse to pick up.

Date: 2002-01-27 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Your mouse coughed up a ball of cat hair. Feed lanolin to your mouse. Then it will pass on through.

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