Take a Leek!

[rejectomorph]

Scientific American suggests pee for your peas! Golden showers for your golden beets! A yellow stream for your yellow squash! I'd imagine you'd have to dilute it first, though. I know from experience that at full strength it's not the best thing for a lawn.

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[changeling72.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure anyone would want to eat them if they knew what hose you'd used to water them...

[rejectomorph]

Probably true, though many organic farmers and gardeners already use cow urine as a fertilizer. I suppose there are a lot of people who would draw the line at human urine.

On the other hand, in our star-struck culture if someone were to produce a line of fertilizers made from celebrity urine, they might make impressive profits from such items as, say, Scarlett Johansson cantaloupes or Jonas Brothers cucumbers.