Grrr.

[rejectomorph]

I hate sharing internet access numbers with a college town. Friday night, it takes forever to get a connection. What the hell is wrong with kids these days? Why aren't they out at drunken parties, or smoking pot, or having orgies? All of them are stuck in rooms staring at their monitors. Listen! You have plenty of time to be geeks later! Get out of the dorm! NOW!