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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] evan, who doesn't remember where he stole it.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices the pirate has a steering wheel down his pants. He asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Ahhr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts."


Stupid jokes are my favorite kind.

Date: 2002-03-14 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychedsunshine.livejournal.com
I know what you mean. BY defintion, I feel, stupid jokes are the ones on which only a person who cracks it can laugh and rest all can't get it. the fact that everyone finds it stupid is even funnier.

Date: 2002-03-14 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychedsunshine.livejournal.com
I loved your new painting picture. i need to put few of my own but where is the time?

I like all your pictures.

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