Wicked Machine

[rejectomorph]

Sluggo is being amazingly bad today. I've spent about three hours dealing with him, and got about 20 minutes on line. I'm sure that he is unable to do anything I want because he is using all his power to concoct some evil plot. If Bill Gates suddenly becomes dictator, you'll know that Sluggo was behind it!

Comments

[craic.livejournal.com]

One day, you shall the fastest, most reliable computer in all the land.

But then what shall you do with yourself?

[rejectomorph]

I haven't thought about what I'll do with myself- only with what I'll do with Sluggo. (One of those machines that crushes cars? A blast furnace? A big lead box and the deepest part of the ocean?)

::drools with anticipation::

[craic.livejournal.com]

Eep. Scaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrry.....

[elmoosh.livejournal.com]

When you mentioned "dealing with him" I suddenly grew frightened for his well-being. Like there was medieval torture involved. It was a strange, unexpected mental image. And perhaps not too far off the mark?

:p

[rejectomorph]

Mmmm, torture. Yes, good idea!

Muahahahaha.