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[rejectomorph]

Today is the day I plan to go to Chico to buy pants.

I hope I make it this time.

I need pants!

Every time I have tried to get pants for the last several months, I have been thwarted.

Something doesn't want me to have pants.

Some evil force wants to see my ass hanging out!

I will be denied no longer!

I WILL HAVE PANTS!