Dine and Dash Off an Entry

[rejectomorph]

There was a heavily subsidized pizza for dinner tonight. There will be consequences, I'm sure, but as I moderated my consumption they might not be too severe. Tomorrow will tell. I hope to make a trip to the stores tomorrow, and the carbohydrates in the pizza might help me sleep tonight, so the pizza will turn out to have been a good idea— unless the pepperoni and the acidic sauce gives me indigestion so bad that it keeps me awake. But then life is a crap shoot, isn't it?

In other news, Daniel Davies does not believe in Canada. But I must ask, if there is no Canada, how do you explain the existence of guys named Gordon?