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[rejectomorph]

Haven't turned on the television yet, and have avoided all those web sites that might have news on them. What I'm going to do is eat something with lots of butter on it. Heart attacks? Hah! I laugh at heart attacks!

I'm also going to drink. I have plenty of vodka, which I can mix with grapefruit juice and a lemon flavored sparkling water. It's not very sweet, but what is sweet anymore?

This evening I heard small crickets in the distance. I'd have though they'd all have been dead by now. I wonder if it's an omen?

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[rejectomorph]

I don't think I've ever been close enough to a cricket to smell it. Assuming they have a smell, it must be pretty weak. Not like a stink bug, or even an ant, to be sure.