Stupid Joke

Stolen from evan, who doesn't remember where he stole it.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices the pirate has a steering wheel down his pants. He asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Ahhr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts."


Stupid jokes are my favorite kind.

Bad Hare Days

Oh dear, oh dear. Like the March Hare, I'm late. Otherwise, March is being lovely. Several cloudy grey days, some nice rain, a couple of nice bright cloudy days, and birds singing everywhere. It has been cold enough and wet enough that my allergies have not been too bad. But I don't have time to stop and think. More to do, more to do. Hello, Alice. Goodbye.

no hares were harmed in the making of this post