Possessed!

I don't know who the guy is who has taken over my body, but he made it fall asleep before eleven o'clock last night, then woke it up about half past four this morning. I wanted to take a short nap this afternoon, but he wouldn't allow it, and now I'm getting groggy at nine thirty! This will never do. I'm thinking of suing him, but you probably need a name for the person you're suing and, as I said, I have no idea who this guy is. All I know is that it surely can't be me. I disapprove of this schedule, and I am not amused. Maybe I need an exorcist.