Elevenses

I keep forgetting that Wednesday night is when this computer has its masturbation time scheduled. It says it's defragmenting the disk, but I know that's just a euphemism. Windows computers are self-indulgent things. This one gets so wrapped up in its private pleasures that everything else slows to a crawl. I'll be lucky to finish this entry by midnight if the machine doesn't finish sooner. And it would be just like Windows to finish first then roll over and go to sleep.