Reset Fifty, Day Fifty-Seven

Friday evening I thought about disguising myself as a sensible person and fixing dinner at dinner time, but then thought other of it and ended up not eating dinner at all. To (I'm sure) nobody's surprise, least of all my own, I went to sleep early, but then, surprisingly, though I guess it's actually not much of a surprise, slept pretty late, and didn't get up until after five o'clock this morning. I had not turned on the fan or opened the windows in my sleep, so it was still quite warm, and it was rather late to begin cooling when I did get around to it, so it's been unduly warm all morning. I don't feel like cooking so I'm probably going to microwave a ramen bowl because my breakfast donut was unsatisfactory on an empty stomach. Life is peculiar anyway.

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What the hell am I doing here? I just forgot about this thing for like three hours. And I probably haven't even reached peak Old Guy Stupid yet. What else have I forgotten today? I'd better check and make sure I haven't crapped myself. In case I haven't mentioned it before: Getting old is NOT recommended!

I'd better nap. I might stay out of trouble if I'm asleep. Though I won't bet on it.