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rejectomorphCame back to LJ 17 hours after posting an entry and there are no new entries after mine on my friends page. I think this is the first time this has happened in more than twenty years. I think maybe the world ended and nobody told me. The mini-metropolis is still here (at least the parts that I can see from my apartment) but then what self-respecting apocalypse would waste its time destroying this place? Or me?
So now that the world is gone, I guess it doesn't matter that I dithered and dawdled all day Wednesday and missed the sale at Kohl's that I was going to spend my big rebate bucks at. Rats! There was some good stuff, too, but seeing that the world is gone I guess I won't be needing it. In fact it probably wouldn't even have gotten delivered, as I'm pretty sure nobody would want to drive through the world's rubble to deliver packages to this backwater, even if anybody in the rest of the world was still alive.
But then Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert both managed to make shows after the world had ended, which I know to be true as I saw excerpts from both of them on the on YouTube just moments ago. Perhaps Los Angeles and New York have survived. It might be that they are to ornery to allow themselves to be destroyed. But then neither of the hosts made any jokes about the world ending, which I'm sure is an opportunity they would not have passed up. Imagine the ratings! And if the shows are expecting ratings, the audiences must still be largely alive, so maybe the world didn't end. Perhaps the catastrophe was confined to LJ users. Maybe my recent entries have been so dull that everyone here died of boredom.
Now I feel really bad. It's all my fault. I'm sorry for being such a deadly bore, LJ, and also apologize for this latest entry, which I am certain lacks the power to resurrect any of you. And of course all this is pointless, as nobody remains to read these boring apologies. I might as well just go to bed and sleep some more. That's pretty much all I ever want to do any more anyway. The world might not have ended, but maybe I did. I wonder if anybody will ever notice?
So now that the world is gone, I guess it doesn't matter that I dithered and dawdled all day Wednesday and missed the sale at Kohl's that I was going to spend my big rebate bucks at. Rats! There was some good stuff, too, but seeing that the world is gone I guess I won't be needing it. In fact it probably wouldn't even have gotten delivered, as I'm pretty sure nobody would want to drive through the world's rubble to deliver packages to this backwater, even if anybody in the rest of the world was still alive.
But then Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert both managed to make shows after the world had ended, which I know to be true as I saw excerpts from both of them on the on YouTube just moments ago. Perhaps Los Angeles and New York have survived. It might be that they are to ornery to allow themselves to be destroyed. But then neither of the hosts made any jokes about the world ending, which I'm sure is an opportunity they would not have passed up. Imagine the ratings! And if the shows are expecting ratings, the audiences must still be largely alive, so maybe the world didn't end. Perhaps the catastrophe was confined to LJ users. Maybe my recent entries have been so dull that everyone here died of boredom.
Now I feel really bad. It's all my fault. I'm sorry for being such a deadly bore, LJ, and also apologize for this latest entry, which I am certain lacks the power to resurrect any of you. And of course all this is pointless, as nobody remains to read these boring apologies. I might as well just go to bed and sleep some more. That's pretty much all I ever want to do any more anyway. The world might not have ended, but maybe I did. I wonder if anybody will ever notice?
