Extreme Web Weirdness.

[rejectomorph]

The other day, I posted a link to the Something Awful site, where there is a fake movie poster for a non-existant movie about LiveJournal. I posted a link to the page, on which there were several fake posters for several non-existant movies. I also posted a link to a page with the LJ poster alone. I just checked that second link, and lucky I did, because the poster is no longer there (although the page with the group of posters is.) Instead of the poster, I saw something I couldn't quite figure out for a moment. Then I realized what it was. It was the head of an ejaculating penis blown up to about 30 times its normal size. Well. Isn't that special? Not that I am personally shocked, or anything, but it isn't the sort of thing to which I would normally link in my journal. Well, maybe in a post to a particular filter of my friends. (Heh.) But not in a public post! I have no idea what the hell happened, since the other page with the poster on it is still there, and the link to the poster alone worked fine last night. Anyway, If anyone happened across the post after the link morphed into the unexpected, and were shocked by what they saw, my apologies. The link has been removed from the post. If anyone wants to see a giant penis head, leave a comment here and I'll post the link in a special friend group, or in a comment in your journal, or e-mail it to you. You'd better hurry, though. I have a suspicion that this link changes into something new every day.

Update: I just tried the link again, and now it has returned to the proper page, which is the poster. What the....? Well, okay, I will re-post the link here, with this warning- it might be an amusing poster, and it might be a giant peckerhead. Click at your own risk!

Comments

[blue-by-you.livejournal.com]

Oh damn, it was the LJ movie poster.

[rejectomorph]

For a while, it was the poster, but just now, I tried it and got the giant, slimy unit! Try again!

[leprosy.livejournal.com]

I've set my website up so that if someone links to one of my images via the <a> tag it works fine, but if they use the <img%gt; tag it shows a crawling severed half of a zombie. It's drastically cut down on people using my bandwidth to steal my artwork without permission. They probably use a similar trick at Something Awful. Either that or they are stealing the image from somewhere else and got snagged.

[rejectomorph]

The picture of the beslimed bone is actually much larger than the poster, so I don't think they are saving any bandwidth. I'd be willing to bet that the love muscle picture is far more popular than the poster. This is the porn-drenched internet, after all. If word gets out, there will be millions of links to Something Awful, all posted in hope of catching a glimpse of a massive throb rod.

By the way, I'd love to see a crawling, severed half of a zombie. But maybe that's just me. :-)

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[leprosy.livejournal.com]

wheee!

Ooops

[leprosy.livejournal.com]

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What's below is what people get.

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[rejectomorph]

Cool.

I'd steal that image, anytime!

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[leprosy.livejournal.com]

I stole it from someone else. I also got this guy here, and one other, all during the same search for "zombie". I photoshopped them to look more dramatic and horrid.

(I finally saw the picture of Spoo Mountain on SomethingAwful, BTW.)

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[rejectomorph]

Hey, I think I know that zombie! One of my high school teachers, I'm pretty sure.

Heh. Spoo Mountain. Did you notice the guy's fingernail? It looked bad. The manicure is invariably the first thing I notice whenever I see a giant wanker taking care of his watermelon-sized choad. I wish porn models would take better care of their nails.